Some Women can be a serious joker:

A Wife took her very ill husband to see the Doctor.
After the medical routine check-up, the Doctor confidentially told the wife, Give him healthy breakfast daily. Be pleasant and always in a good mood. Don’t fight over sex or deny him sex. Cook tasty dinner and don’t discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV shows and Facebook. Don’t demand for money or new jewels. If you can do this for one year, your husband will be ok.
On their way home, the Husband asked, “What did the doctor say?”
Wife: Your survival is not possible!